Dad Law: The Definitive Law

Every dad knows the rules—even if they’ve never been written down. Until now.

Dad Law: The Definitive Law is the essential handbook for fathers everywhere, a hilarious and heartwarming collection of the unspoken codes that govern dadhood. From thermostat regulations to the sacred art of the dad joke, this book captures the wisdom, quirks, and unwavering principles that make dads… well, dads.

Inside these pages, you’ll discover the official laws every father instinctively follows: why the grill is his domain, why “ask your mother” is always a valid response, and why falling asleep in front of the TV is a time-honored tradition. Whether you’re a new dad finding your footing, a seasoned veteran nodding along in recognition, or shopping for the perfect gift, this book delivers laugh-out-loud moments paired with genuine affection for the world’s most dedicated dads.

Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because, Dad Law makes an ideal addition to any dad’s nightstand—right next to the remote he insists no one else knows how to use properly. It’s a celebration of fatherhood in all its gloriously predictable, endlessly loving forms.

Stop by our shop in Perkins Cove to pick up a copy, or let us ship one your way. We promise it’ll arrive faster than dad can say, “We’re not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route.”