Don’t Know Us Funny Coctail Napkin 30285

Some napkins wipe your hands. These ones earn their keep at the table.

Featuring the kind of cheeky one-liner that gets the whole room laughing, these “Don’t Know Us” cocktail napkins are the perfect little mischief-makers for your next get-together. Set them out at happy hour, slip a stack next to the cheese board, or bring them as a host gift that’s far more memorable than another bottle of wine.

Each pack offers:

• A pack of sturdy, absorbent cocktail-sized napkins
• A witty, conversation-starting design
• The perfect size for drinks, appetizers, and dessert plates
• A ready-to-go gift for the friend who appreciates a good laugh

We love these for summer porch parties, rainy-day book club gatherings, and those impromptu cocktails after a long walk along the Marginal Way. They’re the kind of small, thoughtful detail that turns “having people over” into “throwing a party.”

Tuck a pack into a hostess gift basket alongside a card and a candle, or keep a few stashed in your own kitchen drawer for when company drops by unannounced. (It happens, especially in summer.)

Stop by the shop to browse our full collection of cheeky napkins, greeting cards, and small giftable treasures. We’ve curated a little corner of paper goods that pair beautifully with a good story and a great cocktail.

Small, useful, and guaranteed to get a smile. What more could a napkin do?