F*Ck It, I’m Buying A Cabin By Jesse Regis

Ever had one of those days? The kind where the emails won’t stop, the commute drags, and you find yourself daydreaming about running away to the woods? Then pull up a chair. This one’s for you.

F*ck It, I’m Buying a Cabin is a wickedly funny picture book for grown-ups who’ve had it up to here with the corporate grind. Told in clever rhymes and paired with whimsical illustrations, it follows Sarah, a burnt-out millennial who decides to ditch the city, the soul-sucking job, and the inconsiderate roommates for a cozy cabin in the hills.

What follows is a playful, heartfelt reminder that it’s never too late to change your story. Whether you’re craving a new career, a new home, or simply a new outlook, this little book leaves you feeling lighter, braver, and just a bit more inspired to chase the life you actually want.

There’s real heart here, too. Sarah’s identity as a queer woman adds a genuine layer of inclusivity to the book’s message about embracing new possibilities and taking the reins of your own life.

Fun fact for the shelf-talker crowd: this book began its life as a candle of the same name, from the delightfully subversive Virgins On Fire Candle Co., dreamed up by the book’s own author.

It’s the perfect gift for the friend who’s always threatening to quit and disappear into the trees. Or, let’s be honest, for yourself after a long week.

Cheeky, warm, and just the right amount of rebellious. Come linger a while. We think you’ll love this one.

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